| Cockney | English |
| Apples and Pears | Stairs |
| Ascot Races | Braces |
| Aristotle | Bottle |
| Almond Rocks | Socks |
| Artful Dodger | Lodger |
| April Fools | Football Pools |
| Bob Hope | Soap |
| Brown Bread | Dead |
| Bo Peep | Sleep |
| Butcher's Hook | Look |
| Bread & Honey | Money |
| Bread | Money |
| Barnet Fair (Barnet) | Hair |
| Boat Race | Face |
| Current Bun | Sun |
| Cushty | Good |
| China Plate (China) | Mate |
| Daisy Roots | Boots |
| Dog & Bone | Phone |
| Duchess of Fife (Duchess) | Wife |
| Dicky Dirt | Shirt |
| East & West | Vest |
| Frog & Toad | Road |
| Frying Pan | Old Man |
| Fiver | Five Pounds |
| Gregory Peck | Neck |
| Gutted | Unhappy |
| Holy Ghost | Toast |
| Hampstead Heath | Teeth |
| Isle of Wight | Light |
| Itch and Scratch | Match |
| Jam Jar | Car |
| Jam Tart | Heart |
| Joanna | Piano |
| Jackanory | Story |
| Joe Brown | Town |
| Kippers | Slippers |
| Laugh and Titter | Bitter (Beer) |
| Lilley and Skinner | Dinner |
| Loop the Loop | Soup |
| Lord Lovell | Shovel |
| Mince Pies | Eyes |
| Man on the Moon | Spoon |
| Mutton Jeff | Deaf |
| Mother of Pearl | Girl |
| North & South | Mouth |
| Noah's Ark | Lark |
| Oxford Scholar | Dollar |
| Paraffin Lamp | Tramp |
| Plates of Meat | Feet |
| Pen & Ink | Stink |
| Porky Pies | Lies |
| Quid | A Pound |
| Rosie Lee | Tea |
| Rabbit & Pork (Rabbit) | Talk |
| Rub-a-dub-dub | Pub |
| Scotch Pegs (Pegs) | Legs |
| Skin & Blister | Sister |
| Tenner Ten | Pounds |
| Titfer Tat | Hat |
| Trouble & Strife | Wife |
| Tin Tack | Sack |
| Trick Cyclist | Psychiatrist |
| Uncle Ned | Bed |
| Vera Lynn | Gin |
| Whistle & Flute | Suit |